How to install LOVE???

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How to Install Love?
Could it be possible?
Can we?


Read the following


conversation then try to follow the steps given by the Acting customer
care representative.


Customer Service (CS) Rep. : Yes, Ma'am, how can I
help you today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided
to install LOVE.
Can you guide me through the process?

CS Rep. : Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?

CS Rep. : The first step is to open your HEART. Have
you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other
programs running right now.
Is it okay to install while they are running?

CS Rep. : What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE,
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS Rep. : No problem. LOVE will gradually erase
PAST-HURT.EXE from your current
operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE will eventually overwrite
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
HIGH-ESTEEM. EXE. However, you have to completely turn
off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.
Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you
tell me how?

CS Rep. : My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and
invoke FORGIVENESS. EXE.
Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE
and RESENTMENT.COM have
been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing
itself automatically. Is that normal?

CS Rep. : Yes. You should receive a message that says
it will reinstall for the life of your HEART.
Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I! do. Is it completely installed?

CS Rep. : Yes, but remember that you have only the
base program.
You need to begin connecting to other HEART's in order
to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What
should I do?

CS Rep. : What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS."
What does that mean?

CS Rep. : Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.
It means that the LOVE program is set
up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run
on your HEART. It is one of those
complicated programming things, but in non-technical
terms it means you have to "LOVE" your
own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep. : Can you pull down the directory called
"SELF-ACCEPTANCE" ?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep. : Excellent. You're getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

CS Rep. : You're welcome. Click on the following files
and then copy them to the "MYHEART"
directory: FORGIVE-SELF. DOC, REALIZE-WORTH. TXT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS. DOC.
The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching any faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete
VERBOSE-SELF- CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and
then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new
files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my
monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and
CONTENTMENT. COM are copying
themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?

CS Rep. : Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but
eventually everything gets downloaded at
the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running.
You should be able to handle it from here.
One more thing before I go.

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep. : LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everybody you meet.
They will in turn share it with other people and they
will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way,
what's your name?

CS Rep. : You can call me the Divine Cardiologist,
also known as The Great Physician, but most
call me God. Most people feel all they need is an
annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the
manufacturer (Me) suggests a schedule of daily
maintenance for maximum efficiency.
Put another way, keep in touch.......